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New Year cupboard loving

I have been asked by many whether my New Year celebrations met expectations.


Well..........


Being likened to a kinky seductress I'm probably not supposed to say this, but I actually thought the whole 'New Year Celebratory thing was a bit of a chore!


I found myself being chatted up by the most pompous twit and wishing that I was really elswhere!


Although when I sneaked to a cupboard at midnight to avoid any unwanted snogs I got a shock when I was greeted by the host who was avoiding his wife and had to wriggle free from his drunken gropes.  On doing so I fell out of the cupboard, straight into the arms of the 'pompous twit' who had come looking for me and grabbed his chance!


Thank goodness I was rescued by my friends who then dragged me off to a club to finish the evening off in style.


G x


 

Christmas attractions

Oh boy!

I do hope you had as good a Christmas as me :)

I haven't kept in touch and I apologise, this was very remiss but I hope when you hear about my experiences you will forgive me as I have been 'distracted'.


‘Swiss Christmas’


Imagine;


Nightclub,; darkness; flashing lights; 2 a.m.; copious amounts of champagne flowing; dance floor; gyrating; hot; bodies; close; touching; moving; reveling in the sounds pumping from speakers that are bouncing with the vibration; basking in the atmosphere, feeling the vibration of the beat pumping through your veins.


Enchanted voices; Joy and Adam; dancing around me; touching; whispering; feeding me with champagne; charming me with their compliments; savoring the moment.


Joy breathlessly “You have the most amazing breasts”


Me, thrilled “Thank you”


Adam sounding amused “Are they real?”


Me, incredulous “Of course!”


Joy in anticipation “Can I see them?”


Adam “Yes! Please join us in our room in the hotel next door; we would love to take pleasure in you and for you to take pleasure in us”


These Swiss tourists are certainly not slow in coming forward!.....................................


‘Christmas Delight’


You remember the Italian waiter? Well he didn't wait long :) He invited me to his restaurant for 'afters' and it wasn't just Tiramisu on the menu!


Unfortunately though there was an 'incident' .............. we had been dancing intimately to some slow sounds at 4 in the morning (the restaurant stays open late so we didn't get rid of the customers until 2) and both got very heated. 


Well actually I got heated and he got hard, very hard ........


I could feel his excitement pushing into my thigh as we danced and kissed and my mind was reeling with wicked thoughts :))


He unlocked himself from my embrace and locked the door, sweeping the cloth and utensils from the nearest table top he pushed me back, my skirt up and took a dive straight between my legs, he munched away like a starving man, I've never known a guy like it, he just didn't want to stop, I was dripping with excitement and the wetter I got the more he lapped. 


Suddenly I heard a noise and looked up to see his boss leaning against the door enjoying the view. 


"Ah at last she comes out of her reverie" he mocked "you are enjoying yourself cherie non?"


I sat up and pulled my skirt down, much to my suitor’s disappointment. He looked up grinning,


"You knew he was there all the time, didn't you?" I was astounded


"Baby, I wanted you, I didn't care who was watching, and in fact it heightened the experience!"


Italians; such show offs!


I will leave it up to your imagination how these encounters ended but if you want to make up your own and email me then I would be very happy to hear.  I might even publish it!  goldie@goldielonghorne.com

 

Christmas parties

Don't you just love em!


I'm still recovering from last nights Christmas celebrations even though it is 2 in the afternoon and I've had all the normal hanover cures; plenty of water, chocolate, big boys breakfast, a walk in the 'fresh' air, sex mmmm yes sex ......


I personally think that's the best cure!


I can never understand girls who say they can't have sex because they have a headache.  In my experience it's a sure fire way to get rid of one.  Must be all those lovely pheramones ;)

The eyes have it

It doesn't matter where you are, who you are or what you're doing; a look can say it all;


A telling off,  disappointment, a shadow of sadness, love, lust. I saw them all today. 


I was late; I tried to apologise but my friend gave me 'the look' and just started walking to the restaurant for lunch without letting me explain.


I was supposed to help my mum with her Christmas shopping but I got back late from lunch ......... 'the look'.


My Uncle popped in for a coffee with Mum before going to his spiritual church group, we tried to cheer him up but he said he was missing my Aunt today (she passed away last year) .... 'the look'


My brother walked in after school and I gave him the replacement ipod I had brought for him because he had lost his old one ....ahhh ..... 'the look' :):)


And last but of course not least 'Lust'


The waiter in the restaurant who slipped me his number as I paid the bill (well I had to pay to make up for being late didn't I!) He was gorgeous and we had made eye contact several times whilst he was paying us attention, well me actually, not that I'm complaining.  Especially as his hand when it caressed my arse at the till point, sent an electric shock straight through to my clit. 


He was Italian .... that accent drives me wild, I hope he won't mind talking to me as he shags me stupid lol!! But not on the first date of course ;)


G


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